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    I thought joking about a threesome might lead to not joking about a threesome.

    I thought joking about a threesome might lead to not joking about a threesome.

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    No emoticon can show the emotions I feel about your emoticon enthusiasm.

    No emoticon can show the emotions I feel about your emoticon enthusiasm.

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    I don't think you're as committed to this adulterous affair as I am.

    I don't think you're as committed to this adulterous affair as I am.

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    I'm gonna click your brains out.

    I'm gonna click your brains out.

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    Let's do it kitty style.

    Let's do it kitty style

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    I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.

    I love you so much, I will even talk to you on the phone.

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    There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.

    There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with

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    Erectile dysfunction turns me on.

    Erectile dysfunction turns me on

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    I'm concerned your hotness may eventually make me insecure.

    I'm concerned your hotness may eventually make me insecure

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    I'm really looking forward to that special moment when we stop using condoms.

    I'm really looking forward to that special moment when we stop using condoms

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    I hope you like baggage.

    I hope you like baggage

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    I'm looking for a long-distance relationship.

    I'm looking for a long-distance relationship

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    I think if we dated there'd be a great chance of staying friends after the breakup.

    I think if we dated there'd be a great chance of staying friends after the breakup

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    I'm a pervert, too.

    I'm a pervert, too

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    I'm going to be extremely busy until you email me back.

    I'm going to be extremely busy until you email me back

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    I promise to fantasize it's you who's manhandling me during the new pre-flight pat-downs.

    I promise to fantasize it's you who's manhandling me during the new pre-flight pat-downs

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    I'm ready to change my Facebook relationship status if you are.

    I'm ready to change my Facebook relationship status if you are

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    I know the perfect place for us to dry hump.

    I know the perfect place for us to dry hump

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    Thanks for not lying on your online profile.

    Thanks for not lying on your online profile

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    I'm not sleeping with you until our fourth drink.

    I'm not sleeping with you until our fourth drink

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