• refine by:
  •  

    I love the sound you make when you shut up.

    I love the sound you make when you shut up.

  •  

    Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

    Please don't interrupt me while I'm ignoring you.

  •  

    I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.

    I love to watch you listen to me talk about myself.

  •  

    I would hold in my farts for you.

    I would hold in my farts for you.

  •  

    Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.

    Let's not complicate our relationship by trying to communicate with each other.

  •  

    The only way I'd love you more is if you were me.

    The only way I'd love you more is if you were me.

  •  

    There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.

    There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with

  •  

    You had me at 'What the fuck are you doing in my closet?!'

    You had me at "What the fuck are you doing in my closet?!"

  •  

    The best thing about you and me is me.

    The best thing about you and me is me.

  •  

    I can take my eyes off you.

    I can take my eyes off you.

  •  

    Nothing that Facebook changes will ever keep me from stalking you.

    Nothing that Facebook changes will ever keep me from stalking you.

  •  

    Let's not complicate things with words or feelings.

    Let's not complicate things with words or feelings.

  •  

    I'm sorry my slow response to your Facebook post made you think I wasn't stalking you anymore.

    I'm sorry my slow response to your Facebook post made you think I wasn't stalking you anymore.

  •  

    If you love someone you should tell them every day because you never know when you'll find someone better.

    If you love someone you should tell them every day because you never know when you'll find someone better.

  •  

    We stick together like the papers in a porn magazine.

    We stick together like the papers in a porn magazine.

  •  

    You had me at your proper use of 'You're'.

    You had me at your proper use of "You're".

  •  

    I seem like a good idea at first.

    I seem like a good idea at first.

  •  

    I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

    I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

  •  

    I want to grow so old with you that people can't tell our genders apart.

    I want to grow so old with you that people can't tell our genders apart.

  •  

    You sound so sexy when you're not talking.

    You sound so sexy when you're not talking.

DON'T MISS THIS