Let me know if you're interested in dating a terrible cook who overcompensates in bed
I promise to fantasize it's you who's manhandling me during the new pre-flight pat-downs
I want you to sext me with the reckless abandon of a philandering golf legend
I'm comfortable dating a woman who makes more money than the amount of my unemployment checks
Let's safeguard ourselves against swine flu by only doing it doggie style
I'd be much more inclined to sleep with you if you were a Trending Topic on Twitter
Just because I got naked on our first date doesn't mean I'll ever let you see me in a bathing suit
I hope sleeping with you isn't ruined by pitying you for sleeping with me
If it's too soon after your divorce to ask you out, please revisit this ecard tomorrow
I'm fully committed to this relationship for the entire honeymoon period
Just saying hi in case you're not, as I assume, out of my league
I had a great time on our date, unless you didn't in which case I didn't either
Let's mask our shame in online dating by constantly disparaging the bar scene
I'd strongly consider converting to Judaism for you or any other Jew I meet on JDate
