I'm comfortable dating a woman who makes more money than the amount of my unemployment checks
Let's safeguard ourselves against swine flu by only doing it doggie style
I'd be much more inclined to sleep with you if you were a Trending Topic on Twitter
Just because I got naked on our first date doesn't mean I'll ever let you see me in a bathing suit
I hope sleeping with you isn't ruined by pitying you for sleeping with me
If it's too soon after your divorce to ask you out, please revisit this ecard tomorrow
I'm fully committed to this relationship for the entire honeymoon period
Just saying hi in case you're not, as I assume, out of my league
I had a great time on our date, unless you didn't in which case I didn't either
Let's mask our shame in online dating by constantly disparaging the bar scene
I'd strongly consider converting to Judaism for you or any other Jew I meet on JDate
You're hot enough for me to expand my dating profile location radius
Let's safeguard ourselves against swine flu by only doing it doggie style
If there was a Zagat guide for penises, yours would rate high on both service and decor
I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations
If you were a pop-up ad, I wouldn't mind if the advertisers purposefully made you difficult to close
I'm concerned your hotness may eventually make me insecure
You drink like you're single
You remind me of none of the characters from Sex and the City
Let me know your preference in pubic hair shapes
You're cantankerous, inappropriate, self-destructive, and hopefully single