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    You would be my first choice if there were no other choices.

    You would be my first choice if there were no other choices

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    There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with.

    There is no one else I would rather have a pregnancy scare with

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    Thanks for always being as emotionally unavailable and sexually available as me.

    Thanks for always being as emotionally unavailable and sexually available as me

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    You had me at 'What the fuck are you doing in my closet?!'

    You had me at "What the fuck are you doing in my closet?!"

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    I want to grow so old with you that people can't tell our genders apart.

    I want to grow so old with you that people can't tell our genders apart.

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    I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

    I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.

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    I want to make love to your dating profile.

    I want to make love to your dating profile

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    Let's meet offline to lower the odds of me being turned off by your shoddy grammar and punctuation.

    Let's meet offline to lower the odds of me being turned off by your shoddy grammar and punctuation

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    I'd gladly risk any chance of ever becoming president to sexually harass you.

    I'd gladly risk any chance of ever becoming president to sexually harass you

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    I seem like a good idea at first.

    I seem like a good idea at first.

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    You had me at your proper use of 'You're'.

    You had me at your proper use of "You're".

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    We stick together like the papers in a porn magazine.

    We stick together like the papers in a porn magazine.

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    If you love someone you should tell them every day because you never know when you'll find someone better.

    If you love someone you should tell them every day because you never know when you'll find someone better.

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    I'm sorry my slow response to your Facebook post made you think I wasn't stalking you anymore.

    I'm sorry my slow response to your Facebook post made you think I wasn't stalking you anymore.

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    Let's not complicate things with words or feelings.

    Let's not complicate things with words or feelings.

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    I can take my eyes off you.

    I can take my eyes off you.

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    I know multiple ways to displease a woman in bed.

    I know multiple ways to displease a woman in bed

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    If we had sex, I'd buy you a coffee the next morning if the line wasn't too long at Starbucks.

    If we had sex, I'd buy you a coffee the next morning if the line wasn't too long at Starbucks

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    I'd pause my porn for you.

    I'd pause my porn for you.

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    I love you exactly the way I am.

    I love you exactly the way I am.

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