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    I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you.

    I wouldn't want to have a domestic disturbance with anyone but you

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    If there's anything I've learned from failed relationships it's nothing.

    If there's anything I've learned from failed relationships it's nothing.

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    You take my breath and paycheck away.

    You take my breath and paycheck away.

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    I fear that someday you might not leave me.

    I fear that someday you might not leave me.

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    I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

    I love you like a pig loves not being bacon.

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    You have piqued my indifference.

    You have piqued my indifference.

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    I guess I have to leave you a voicemail since I know you are too busy holding your own ankles over your head.

    I guess I have to leave you a voicemail since I know you are too busy holding your own ankles over your head.

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    I'm out of desperation in love with you.

    I'm out of desperation in love with you.

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    Just an FYI that I can make love forever due to anti-depressants numbing my genitalia.

    Just an FYI that I can make love forever due to anti-depressants numbing my genitalia

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    I wanna be your widow.

    I wanna be your widow.

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    What I lack in looks, I more than lack in personality.

    What I lack in looks, I more than lack in personality.

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    I may need to cancel our date tonight if it doesn't stop drizzling.

    I may need to cancel our date tonight if it doesn't stop drizzling

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    I want to spend the rest of your money with you.

    I want to spend the rest of your money with you

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    The first time I saw you I knew I was going to send myself flowers pretending they were from you.

    The first time I saw you I knew I was going to send myself flowers pretending they were from you.

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    I look forward to being the guy cropped out of your next online dating profile picture.

    I look forward to being the guy cropped out of your next online dating profile picture.

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    You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.

    You had me at your impeccable spelling and correct use of grammar.

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    I am deeply in love with your physical appearance.

    I am deeply in love with your physical appearance.

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    I would delete almost all of my porn for you.

    I would delete almost all of my porn for you.

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    I'm looking for someone to date who also has completely no time to date.

    I'm looking for someone to date who also has completely no time to date

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    Curious if you're available for a last-minute date in which case I can't make it because you sound desperate.

    Curious if you're available for a last-minute date in which case I can't make it because you sound desperate

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