I promise I'll never hide my identity if I run a blog that calls you a skank
I'm trusting you to tell me when it's no longer acceptable to blast Thriller from my car stereo
I think you're taking our Facebook friend competition a little too seriously
If the economy forces me to have a roommate, you're among the least annoying candidates
Id like to expand our definition of friends with benefits to include health insurance
I'd like to begin the awkward climb towards our former friendship before I confessed my love for you
Even when you're in the background, I'll always tag you in my Facebook photos
You're one of the few Facebook friends I didn't add begrudgingly
Join us in celebrating our new home before foreclosure proceedings begin
If you're ever abducted, I hope you develop Stockholm syndrome so the time passes quicker
You're really testing our relationship by sticking with MySpace
I'm glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I'm slightly funnier
