Paris Hilton saying her cocaine belonged to a friend reminded me I owe you a call
We should discuss our vacations since I'm pretty sure mine was better
I'm confident none of my Facebook friends are a worse friend than the founder of Facebook
We share a common interest in wanting to commit statutory rape on a Canadian pop star
I promise I'll never hide my identity if I run a blog that calls you a skank
I'm trusting you to tell me when it's no longer acceptable to blast Thriller from my car stereo
I think you're taking our Facebook friend competition a little too seriously
If the economy forces me to have a roommate, you're among the least annoying candidates
Id like to expand our definition of friends with benefits to include health insurance
I'd like to begin the awkward climb towards our former friendship before I confessed my love for you
