Jul. 28th, 2010
This Friendship Day has me wondering how Tom from MySpace is doing.
Jul. 30th, 2009
This Friendship Day, I promise to focus mostly on your good qualities when talking behind your back.
Jul. 30th, 2009
Happy Friendship Day to a best friend who single-handedly raises my family's suspicions about my sexual orientation.
Jul. 30th, 2009
Friendship Day is the perfect time to thank you for lending me money and to see if I can borrow more.
Aug. 4th, 2008
Friendship Day is the perfect time to not reflect on the friends I've methodically erased from my life.
Aug. 3rd, 2008
I'd like to use Friendship Day to reassure you that you're not the one member of our group no one likes.
Aug. 3rd, 2008
On Friendship Day, the realization of who I'm friends with is almost too much to bear.
Aug. 3rd, 2008
This Friendship Day, let's pause to remember how empty our lives would be without alcohol.
Aug. 3rd, 2008
Let's hope by Friendship Day next year we'll be in relationships and have vanished from each others' lives.
Aug. 3rd, 2008
This Friendship Day, let's inject some extra venom into our shit talking.
Aug. 3rd, 2008
I simply cannot imagine a way to celebrate Friendship Day that my friends won't think is gay.
Aug. 3rd, 2008
Let's protest Friendship Day by having hot, friendship-ending sex.
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