May. 31st, 2008
I did shameful things at the Gay Pride Parade.
May. 31st, 2008
Happy Gay Pride Day to an inevitable homosexual.
Jun. 21st, 2009
Let's march one block to celebrate our near-gay experience.
Jun. 21st, 2009
The Gay Pride Parade is a startling reminder of how many people I've slept with at the Gay Pride Parade.
Jun. 21st, 2009
I'm impressed you found something even gayer than the Gay Pride Parade to do this weekend.
Jun. 21st, 2009
Happy Gay Pride Month to someone I'd consider switching sides for if my hetero options don't rapidly improve.
Jun. 21st, 2009
Perhaps being around me and my spouse for any extended time period will help ease your pain over the outcome of Prop 8.
Jun. 21st, 2010
Sorry the Gay Pride Parade has become more about serious issues and less about giant inflatable penises.
May. 31st, 2008
Let's celebrate love, acceptance, and our right to act as publicly idiotic as straight people.
Jun. 7th, 2011
May you someday have the same right as straight men to subject a spouse to humiliating sex scandals.
May. 31st, 2008
Thanks for inviting your fag hag.
Jun. 21st, 2010
I oppose the Gay Pride Parade because it reminds me all the hot guys I want to sleep with are gay.
May. 31st, 2008
When we bump into each other at the Gay Pride Parade, remember to look surprised.
May. 31st, 2008
Sorry you can't fit into the leathers you wore to Stonewall.
May. 31st, 2008
I'm proud we can dedicate a whole day to tormenting religious fundamentalists.
May. 31st, 2008
Saying you'd make a hideous drag queen was intended to be a compliment.
May. 31st, 2008
Even at the Gay Pride Parade you're going to seem relatively gay.
May. 31st, 2008
Marching in the Gay Pride Parade is less exciting now that my parents support my sexual orientation.
May. 31st, 2008
It's time we all accepted the Gay Pride Parade isn't much gayer than any other parade.
May. 31st, 2008
Let's break down gay stereotypes by wearing rainbow thongs and feather headdresses on glitter-covered floats.