May you someday have the same right as straight men to subject a spouse to humiliating sex scandals.
I oppose the Gay Pride Parade because it reminds me all the hot guys I want to sleep with are gay.
Let's march one block to celebrate our near-gay experience.
I'm impressed you found something even gayer than the Gay Pride Parade to do this weekend.
Admit that having gay pride is pretty gay.
I wish I had even an inkling of straight pride.
I'd be much more into the Gay Pride Parade if real lesbians were like porn lesbians.
It's time we all accepted the Gay Pride Parade isn't much gayer than any other parade.
Happy Gay Pride Day to an inevitable homosexual.
Marching in the Gay Pride Parade is less exciting now that my parents support my sexual orientation.
Even at the Gay Pride Parade you're going to seem relatively gay.
Saying you'd make a hideous drag queen was intended to be a compliment.
I'm proud we can dedicate a whole day to tormenting religious fundamentalists.
Sorry you can't fit into the leathers you wore to Stonewall.
When we bump into each other at the Gay Pride Parade, remember to look surprised.
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