I'm impressed you found something even gayer than the Gay Pride Parade to do this weekend
Let's celebrate love, acceptance, and our right to act as publicly idiotic as straight people
When we bump into each other at the Gay Pride Parade, remember to look surprised
I'm proud we can dedicate a whole day to tormenting religious fundamentalists
Saying you'd make a hideous drag queen was intended to be a compliment
Even at the Gay Pride Parade you're going to seem relatively gay
Marching in the Gay Pride Parade is less exciting now that my parents support my sexual orientation
It's time we all accepted the Gay Pride Parade isn't much gayer than any other parade
I'd be much more into the Gay Pride Parade if real lesbians were like porn lesbians
