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  • Dec. 5th, 2011

    I need a health care plan that covers the depression and anxiety caused by trying to understand my health care plan.

    I need a health care plan that covers the depression and anxiety caused by trying to understand my health care plan.

  • Dec. 7th, 2010

    Sorry you're having trouble figuring out whether you have a cold or a coke problem.

    Sorry you're having trouble figuring out whether you have a cold or a coke problem.

  • Sep. 28th, 2010

    I hope you recover from your mysterious ailment that only affects you during working hours.

    I hope you recover from your mysterious ailment that only affects you during working hours.

  • Jul. 26th, 2010

    Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer.

    Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer.

  • Feb. 22nd, 2010

    I look forward to spending time with you once there are no remaining traces of your minor cold.

    I look forward to spending time with you once there are no remaining traces of your minor cold.

  • Mar. 3rd, 2009

    Since you're sick, it may be safer if we don't kiss and just go directly into oral sex.

    Since you're sick, it may be safer if we don't kiss and just go directly into oral sex.

  • Mar. 2nd, 2009

    I'm way too sick for work but should be fine for happy hour.

    I'm way too sick for work but should be fine for happy hour.

  • Jan. 18th, 2009

    Congratulations on Googling your way to a misdiagnosis of terminal cancer.

    Congratulations on Googling your way to a misdiagnosis of terminal cancer.

  • Jan. 18th, 2009

    It was brave of you to come into work with the flu and give us all the flu.

    It was brave of you to come into work with the flu and give us all the flu.

  • Jan. 18th, 2009

    Sorry your sick day is due to actual sickness.

    Sorry your sick day is due to actual sickness.

  • Jan. 7th, 2009

    While I find your religion hateful, closed-minded and utterly ridiculous, you are still encouraged to pray for my recovery.

    While I find your religion hateful, closed-minded and utterly ridiculous, you are still encouraged to pray for my recovery.

  • Jan. 3rd, 2009

    Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn.

    Good to see that your horrible, debilitating cold hasn't kept you from looking at internet porn.

  • Jan. 5th, 2009

    I won't be accepting any assistance from you during my illness for fear you will one day expect me to reciprocate.

    I won't be accepting any assistance from you during my illness for fear you will one day expect me to reciprocate.

  • Sep. 29th, 2008

    Sorry you're one of those people who seems to get sick all the time.

    Sorry you're one of those people who seems to get sick all the time.

  • Aug. 27th, 2008

    Taking a daily vitamin should help with the illusion you're somehow repairing the grisly damage you've caused your body all these years.

    Taking a daily vitamin should help with the illusion you're somehow repairing the grisly damage you've caused your body all these years.

  • Jul. 23rd, 2008

    Good luck detecting the ambiguous symptoms caused by poppy-seed-sized, Lyme-disease-carrying ticks.

    Good luck detecting the ambiguous symptoms caused by poppy-seed-sized, Lyme-disease-carrying ticks.

  • Jun. 24th, 2008

    You've temporarily upstaged the office pregnancies.

    You've temporarily upstaged the office pregnancies.

  • May. 20th, 2008

    Just a head's up that I'm sick and would appreciate the opportunity to bravely decline your offers of attention.

    Just a head's up that I'm sick and would appreciate the opportunity to bravely decline your offers of attention.

  • Jan. 27th, 2008

    Thanks for alerting me to your germ-infested hands.

    Thanks for alerting me to your germ-infested hands.

  • Dec. 8th, 2007

    Glad you're feeling well enough to smoke.

    Glad you're feeling well enough to smoke.

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