Since you're sick, it may be safer if we don't kiss and just go directly into oral sex
I look forward to spending time with you once there are no remaining traces of your minor cold
Congratulations on Googling your way to a misdiagnosis of terminal cancer
It was brave of you to come into work with the flu and give us all the flu
Good luck detecting the ambiguous symptoms caused by poppy-seed-sized, Lyme-disease-carrying ticks
If there's anything you need, ask someone who's not afraid of getting sick
