Since you're sick, it may be safer if we don't kiss and just go directly into oral sex
Congratulations on Googling your way to a misdiagnosis of terminal cancer
It was brave of you to come into work with the flu and give us all the flu
Sorry you're one of those people who seems to get sick all the time
Good luck detecting the ambiguous symptoms caused by poppy-seed-sized, Lyme-disease-carrying ticks
I'm wondering if you can recommend a really good quack in our health plan
If there's anything you need, ask someone who's not afraid of getting sick
Feel better so I can guiltlessly make fun of you again
Get well soon before the company realizes you're expendable
I don't mind if you get me sick
You should get a second opinion on your hypochondria