


I look forward to spending time with you once there are no remaining traces of your minor cold

Since you're sick, it may be safer if we don't kiss and just go directly into oral sex

Congratulations on Googling your way to a misdiagnosis of terminal cancer

It was brave of you to come into work with the flu and give us all the flu

Sorry you're one of those people who seems to get sick all the time

Good luck detecting the ambiguous symptoms caused by poppy-seed-sized, Lyme-disease-carrying ticks

I'm wondering if you can recommend a really good quack in our health plan