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    Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews

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    I'm confident you'll succeed at any job that doesn't require drug testing

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    May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments

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    If you're feeling stressed about finals, just remember that corporate America doesn't even care if you graduate

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    Your GPA will open many doors for you

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    Let's pray this year's engineering graduates paid more attention in class than the engineers at BP

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    Your resume sucks

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    Good luck finding shameful entry-level employment

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    I always knew you'd barely graduate

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    Congratulations on getting through college without getting pregnant

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    Sorry you'll someday regret having too much or not enough fun in college

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    My deepest condolences on your graduation

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    I'd like to apply for a refund on my college education

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    Congratulations on getting through the easiest part of life

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    Let's promise we'll always stay close friends but ultimately settle for periodic glances at each other's Facebook status updates

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    Just wanted to congratulate myself on sitting through your graduation ceremony

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    Congratulations on plagiarizing Wikipedia enough times to earn a degree

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    I truly believe your associate's degree will help you get a better shitty job

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    Your future looks promising once you take down all the Facebook pictures that make you unemployable

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    Today marks the last day it's remotely appropriate for us to nail high school girls

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