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    Studying for finals is great training for a lifetime of working hard at something you don't care about.

    Studying for finals is great training for a lifetime of working hard at something you don't care about

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    May your finals be as easy as you are.

    May your finals be as easy as you are

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    If you do well on your final exams I promise to pretend it'll matter at all for your future.

    If you do well on your final exams I promise to pretend it'll matter at all for your future

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    Time to start working for one of those companies you so despised at your liberal arts school.

    Time to start working for one of those companies you so despised at your liberal arts school.

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    Congratulations on four years of successfully pretending your safety school was your first choice.

    Congratulations on four years of successfully pretending your safety school was your first choice

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    Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook.

    Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook

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    Congratulations on graduating from a school that didn't ask Snooki to be its commencement speaker.

    Congratulations on graduating from a school that didn't ask Snooki to be its commencement speaker

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    I hope you find a job that pays you enough to drive to your job.

    I hope you find a job that pays you enough to drive to your job

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    I can't wait to hear your name horribly mispronounced at graduation.

    I can't wait to hear your name horribly mispronounced at graduation

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    I hope your fine arts degree taught you the fine art of being unemployable.

    I hope your fine arts degree taught you the fine art of being unemployable.

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    A Bachelors degree is the new high school diploma.

    A Bachelors degree is the new high school diploma.

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    Congratulations on your academic record finally eclipsing your arrest record.

    Congratulations on your academic record finally eclipsing your arrest record.

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    Congratulations on finally wearing a tassel on something other than your nipples.

    Congratulations on finally wearing a tassel on something other than your nipples.

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    Let's pray this year's engineering graduates paid more attention in class than the engineers at BP.

    Let's pray this year's engineering graduates paid more attention in class than the engineers at BP

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    May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments.

    May your college memories last as long as your student loan payments

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    I'm confident you'll succeed at any job that doesn't require drug testing.

    I'm confident you'll succeed at any job that doesn't require drug testing

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    My deepest condolences on your graduation.

    My deepest condolences on your graduation

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    Congratulations on becoming the best-educated barista at the airport Starbucks.

    Congratulations on becoming the best-educated barista at the airport Starbucks.

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    Your ability to ace finals while lethally hungover would make you the perfect candidate for a Wall Street job if there were any.

    Your ability to ace finals while lethally hungover would make you the perfect candidate for a Wall Street job if there were any.

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    Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews.

    Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews

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