Sep. 1st, 2008
Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home.
Sep. 1st, 2008
Here's to many more Grandparents Days before you go completely batshit.
Sep. 1st, 2008
Grandmom, I'm always glad to hear your friend's grandson may have vaguely similar interests as me.
Sep. 1st, 2008
Happy Grandparents Day from someone who will probably be the end of this family's lineage.
Sep. 9th, 2009
I bet if there were death panels, its members would take Grandparents Day off.
Sep. 1st, 2008
I'll always visit you regardless of its effect on my inheritance.
Sep. 1st, 2008
Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health.
Sep. 10th, 2009
I'm glad this near-Depression has given us something to bond over.
Sep. 1st, 2008
Happy Grandparents Day to a grandfather I've heard still gets it up.
Sep. 10th, 2009
Just wanted to say how much I really need that 15-dollar birthday check this year.
Sep. 1st, 2008
Grandmom, thanks for giving me the least screwed-up 25% of my DNA.
Sep. 12th, 2009
May the slots be flowing this Grandparents Day.
Sep. 1st, 2008
For Grandparents Day, I'd like to take you to a nice restaurant that you can plunder for Sweet 'N Low packets.
Sep. 1st, 2008
Happy Grandparents Day to someone who probably didn't know it was Grandparents Day.