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    May the slots be flowing this Grandparents Day.

    May the slots be flowing this Grandparents Day

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    Just wanted to say how much I really need that 15-dollar birthday check this year.

    Just wanted to say how much I really need that 15-dollar birthday check this year

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    I'm glad this near-Depression has given us something to bond over.

    I'm glad this near-Depression has given us something to bond over

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    I bet if there were death panels, its members would take Grandparents Day off.

    I bet if there were death panels, its members would take Grandparents Day off

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    Happy Grandparents Day to someone who probably didn't know it was Grandparents Day.

    Happy Grandparents Day to someone who probably didn't know it was Grandparents Day

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    For Grandparents Day, I'd like to take you to a nice restaurant that you can plunder for Sweet 'N Low packets.

    For Grandparents Day, I'd like to take you to a nice restaurant that you can plunder for Sweet 'N Low packets

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    Grandmom, thanks for giving me the least screwed-up 25% of my DNA.

    Grandmom, thanks for giving me the least screwed-up 25% of my DNA

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    Happy Grandparents Day to a grandfather I've heard still gets it up.

    Happy Grandparents Day to a grandfather I've heard still gets it up

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    Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health.

    Let's celebrate Grandparents Day by setting our thermostats to 95F and gossiping about our neighbors' health

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    I'll always visit you regardless of its effect on my inheritance.

    I'll always visit you regardless of its effect on my inheritance

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    Happy Grandparents Day from someone who will probably be the end of this family's lineage.

    Happy Grandparents Day from someone who will probably be the end of this family's lineage

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    Grandmom, I'm always glad to hear your friend's grandson may have vaguely similar interests as me.

    Grandmom, I'm always glad to hear your friend's grandson may have vaguely similar interests as me

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    Here's to many more Grandparents Days before you go completely batshit.

    Here's to many more Grandparents Days before you go completely batshit

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    Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home.

    Happy Grandparents Day from people you should appreciate for not yet putting you in a nursing home

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