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  • Feb. 1st, 2009

    Let's take this opportunity to honor the movie, Groundhog Day, and pretend everything I said and did the last time we saw each other never happened.

    Let's take this opportunity to honor the movie, Groundhog Day, and pretend everything I said and did the last time we saw each other never happened.

  • Feb. 1st, 2009

    The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.

    The only thing more depressing than another six weeks of winter would be having to spend them in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania.

  • Feb. 1st, 2009

    Let's pray the groundhog sees his shadow so we'll have six more weeks to gorge like furry rodents.

    Let's pray the groundhog sees his shadow so we'll have six more weeks to gorge like furry rodents.

  • Feb. 1st, 2009

    Skimming a news story about Punxsutawney Phil is the closest I'll get to nature all year.

    Skimming a news story about Punxsutawney Phil is the closest I'll get to nature all year.

  • Jan. 30th, 2012

    I'm celebrating Groundhog Day by repeating the same crappy day I had yesterday.

    I'm celebrating Groundhog Day by repeating the same crappy day I had yesterday.

  • Jan. 31st, 2012

    Sorry to the town of Punxsutawney that the mild winter makes Groundhog Day even more pointless than usual.

    Sorry to the town of Punxsutawney that the mild winter makes Groundhog Day even more pointless than usual.

  • Feb. 2nd, 2012

    Reading your tweets about Groundhog Day makes me feel like I'm in the movie Groundhog Day.

    Reading your tweets about Groundhog Day makes me feel like I'm in the movie Groundhog Day.

  • Jan. 27th, 2008

    I hope Punxsutawney Phil predicts correctly so that no one breaks his legs.

    I hope Punxsutawney Phil predicts correctly so that no one breaks his legs.

  • Jan. 27th, 2008

    Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent.

    Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent.

  • Jan. 27th, 2008

    I wonder if Punxsutawney Phil will see his shadow or the glaringly obvious atmospheric greenhouse effect.

    I wonder if Punxsutawney Phil will see his shadow or the glaringly obvious atmospheric greenhouse effect.

  • Feb. 3rd, 2008

    I remember when Groundhog Day was about the groundhogs.

    I remember when Groundhog Day was about the groundhogs.

  • Feb. 2nd, 2011

    I hope the groundhog sees or doesn't see his shadow, depending on which means what.

    I hope the groundhog sees or doesn't see his shadow, depending on which means what.

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