


Skimming a news story about Punxsutawney Phil is the closest I'll get to nature all year

Let's pray the groundhog sees his shadow so we'll have six more weeks to gorge like furry rodents

Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent

I hope Punxsutawney Phil predicts correctly so that no one breaks his legs
I hope Punxsutawney Phil predicts correctly so that no one breaks his legs
Let's get an extended weather forecast from a jittery, inconsistent, reddish brown rodent
I wonder if Punxsutawney Phil will see his shadow or the glaringly obvious atmospheric greenhouse effect
I remember when Groundhog Day was about the groundhogs
Let's take this opportunity to honor the movie, Groundhog Day, and pretend everything I said and did the last time we saw each other never happened