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  • Oct. 8th, 2007

    Wondering if you know whether we're too cool to dress up for Halloween.

    Wondering if you know whether we're too cool to dress up for Halloween.

  • Oct. 23rd, 2007

    I'm looking for a costume that makes me look thin.

    I'm looking for a costume that makes me look thin.

  • Oct. 28th, 2011

    Wearing an Angry Birds costume is a great way to guarantee you'll end Halloween night alone at home playing Angry Birds.

    Wearing an Angry Birds costume is a great way to guarantee you'll end Halloween night alone at home playing Angry Birds.

  • Oct. 23rd, 2007

    You seem a little too excited about dressing in drag.

    You seem a little too excited about dressing in drag.

  • Oct. 26th, 2011

    Halloween is just another day of substituting high-fructose corn syrup for sex.

    Halloween is just another day of substituting high-fructose corn syrup for sex.

  • Oct. 23rd, 2007

    I hear you're going as the total dickbag who doesn't dress up.

    I hear you're going as the total dickbag who doesn't dress up.

  • Oct. 3rd, 2007

    I want to give candy to your children.

    I want to give candy to your children.

  • Oct. 23rd, 2007

    I'm certain your intoxication alone will sufficiently scare others.

    I'm certain your intoxication alone will sufficiently scare others.

  • Oct. 25th, 2009

    Happy birthday and Halloween to someone I assume is dressing up as someone younger.

    Happy birthday and Halloween to someone I assume is dressing up as someone younger.

  • Oct. 19th, 2008

    If the economy doesn't improve, we may need to commit real crimes this Mischief Night.

    If the economy doesn't improve, we may need to commit real crimes this Mischief Night.

  • Oct. 27th, 2011

    Congratulations to Wall Street bankers this Halloween on your one day of not having to dress as the most reviled people on Earth.

    Congratulations to Wall Street bankers this Halloween on your one day of not having to dress as the most reviled people on Earth.

  • Oct. 19th, 2008

    I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut.

    I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut.

  • Oct. 31st, 2011

    If you want to see me look like death this Halloween, just stop by my desk the morning after.

    If you want to see me look like death this Halloween, just stop by my desk the morning after.

  • Oct. 19th, 2008

    Sorry your Halloween costume is going to be much more cumbersome and uncomfortable than you expected.

    Sorry your Halloween costume is going to be much more cumbersome and uncomfortable than you expected.

  • Oct. 26th, 2010

    You should go this Halloween as Don Draper, then Charlie Sheen, and finally David Hasselhoff.

    You should go this Halloween as Don Draper, then Charlie Sheen, and finally David Hasselhoff.

  • Oct. 19th, 2008

    Be sure to hang onto your hobo costume after Halloween in case the financial bailout doesn't work.

    Be sure to hang onto your hobo costume after Halloween in case the financial bailout doesn't work.

  • Oct. 20th, 2009

    I'm going to scare the shit out of kids this Halloween by dressing up as a reality show parent.

    I'm going to scare the shit out of kids this Halloween by dressing up as a reality show parent.

  • Oct. 26th, 2008

    Let's celebrate the one night a year our white suburban neighborhood can pose as 'scary'.

    Let's celebrate the one night a year our white suburban neighborhood can pose as "scary".

  • Aug. 13th, 2007

    You've clearly put no thought into your shitty costume.

    You've clearly put no thought into your shitty costume.

  • Oct. 26th, 2008

    I'm honoring the memory of Heath Ledger with a 15-dollar Joker mask from Walmart.

    I'm honoring the memory of Heath Ledger with a 15-dollar Joker mask from Walmart.

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