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    Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse.

    Happy Halloween to someone I trust not to leave me for dead during a zombie apocalypse

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    If you want to see me look like death this Halloween, just stop by my desk the morning after.

    If you want to see me look like death this Halloween, just stop by my desk the morning after

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    I couldn't help noticing you spent more money on your Halloween costume than on my birthday present.

    I couldn't help noticing you spent more money on your Halloween costume than on my birthday present

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    If you want to freak people out this Halloween just remind them a massive winter snowstorm occured before Halloween.

    If you want to freak people out this Halloween just remind them a massive winter snowstorm occured before Halloween

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    Sorry you forgot to wear a Halloween costume with easy access to your genitalia.

    Sorry you forgot to wear a Halloween costume with easy access to your genitalia

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    Wearing an Angry Birds costume is a great way to guarantee you'll end Halloween night alone at home playing Angry Birds.

    Wearing an Angry Birds costume is a great way to guarantee you'll end Halloween night alone at home playing Angry Birds

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    I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day.

    I'd dress up as Siri for Halloween if my life didn't already entail being asked stupid questions all day

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    If you think you're too cool to dress up for Halloween just go as a hipster.

    If you think you're too cool to dress up for Halloween just go as a hipster

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    Congratulations to Wall Street bankers this Halloween on your one day of not having to dress as the most reviled people on Earth.

    Congratulations to Wall Street bankers this Halloween on your one day of not having to dress as the most reviled people on Earth

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    Wearing a Lindsay Lohan costume this Halloween sounds like the kind of terrible decision Lindsay Lohan would make.

    Wearing a Lindsay Lohan costume this Halloween sounds like the kind of terrible decision Lindsay Lohan would make

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    Halloween comes at the perfect time to finish off the final remnants of our summer bodies.

    Halloween comes at the perfect time to finish off the final remnants of our summer bodies

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    Halloween is just another day of substituting high-fructose corn syrup for sex.

    Halloween is just another day of substituting high-fructose corn syrup for sex

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    Your inability to communicate on the phone will be an asset to your Tony La Russa Halloween costume.

    Your inability to communicate on the phone will be an asset to your Tony La Russa Halloween costume

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    Instead of candy this Halloween, I'm passing out all the canned goods I bought for Raptures that never happened.

    Instead of candy this Halloween, I'm passing out all the canned goods I bought for Raptures that never happened

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    Drunkenly failing at your job makes you the perfect candidate for a Red Sox costume this Halloween.

    Drunkenly failing at your job makes you the perfect candidate for a Red Sox costume this Halloween

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    My favorite part of Halloween this year is that Sarah Palin isn't topical enough to be a costume.

    My favorite part of Halloween this year is that Sarah Palin isn't topical enough to be a costume

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    I'm dressing up this Halloween as the ghost of Rick Perry's presidential run.

    I'm dressing up this Halloween as the ghost of Rick Perry's presidential run.

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    If you want to visit a real graveyard this Halloween, just log back in to Google Plus.

    If you want to visit a real graveyard this Halloween, just log back in to Google Plus

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    I'm glad you like the costume I'm forcing you to wear.

    I'm glad you like the costume I'm forcing you to wear

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    If you want to dress up this Halloween as a staggering, half-dead monstrosity that people run from in droves, just go as Netflix.

    If you want to dress up this Halloween as a staggering, half-dead monstrosity that people run from in droves, just go as Netflix

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