Let's terrify Yankees fans this Halloween by dressing up as Cliff Lee
Happy birthday and Halloween to someone I assume is dressing up as someone younger
Sorry in advance for egging your home if you put anything remotely healthy in my trick-or-treat bag
I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes
Just double-checking that your Obama costume will involve a mask and not shoe polish
I don't see how I can dress up as Michael Jackson without doing as many drugs as Michael Jackson
I'm going to scare the shit out of kids this Halloween by dressing up as a reality show parent
Best of luck choosing a costume that's not too clever for anyone to understand
I hope Wiccans don't cast a spell on me for my stereotypical caricature of a wicked witch
Let's decorate our home like the haunted house it will resemble after the foreclosure
I assume you're going as a vampire since I haven't seen you in daylight for months
I'm honoring the memory of Heath Ledger with a 15-dollar Joker mask from Walmart
Let's celebrate the one night a year our white suburban neighborhood can pose as "scary"
Be sure to hang onto your hobo costume after Halloween in case the financial bailout doesn't work
Sorry your Halloween costume is going to be much more cumbersome and uncomfortable than you expected
