Let's terrify Yankees fans this Halloween by dressing up as Cliff Lee
Happy birthday and Halloween to someone I assume is dressing up as someone younger
Sorry in advance for egging your home if you put anything remotely healthy in my trick-or-treat bag
I love you enough to be seen in public wearing matching Halloween costumes
This Halloween, you dress up as a giant silver balloon while I hide out at home not doing shit
Just double-checking that your Obama costume will involve a mask and not shoe polish
I don't see how I can dress up as Michael Jackson without doing as many drugs as Michael Jackson
I'm going to scare the shit out of kids this Halloween by dressing up as a reality show parent
Best of luck choosing a costume that's not too clever for anyone to understand
I hope Wiccans don't cast a spell on me for my stereotypical caricature of a wicked witch
Let's decorate our home like the haunted house it will resemble after the foreclosure
I assume you're going as a vampire since I haven't seen you in daylight for months
I'm honoring the memory of Heath Ledger with a 15-dollar Joker mask from Walmart
Let's celebrate the one night a year our white suburban neighborhood can pose as "scary"
Be sure to hang onto your hobo costume after Halloween in case the financial bailout doesn't work
