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    I wish we could still cover neighborhood trees in toilet paper without feeling guilty about wasting precious resources.

    I wish we could still cover neighborhood trees in toilet paper without feeling guilty about wasting precious resources

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    I'm always happy to escape the stifling confines of my identity, if only for a few hours at the end of October.

    I'm always happy to escape the stifling confines of my identity, if only for a few hours at the end of October

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    I hope Wiccans don't cast a spell on me for my stereotypical caricature of a wicked witch.

    I hope Wiccans don't cast a spell on me for my stereotypical caricature of a wicked witch

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    Let's decorate our home like the haunted house it will resemble after the foreclosure.

    Let's decorate our home like the haunted house it will resemble after the foreclosure

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    Please get a full assessment of your physical appearance before committing to a bare-chested Hulk costume.

    Please get a full assessment of your physical appearance before committing to a bare-chested Hulk costume

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    I assume you're going as a vampire since I haven't seen you in daylight for months.

    I assume you're going as a vampire since I haven't seen you in daylight for months

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    I'm honoring the memory of Heath Ledger with a 15-dollar Joker mask from Walmart.

    I'm honoring the memory of Heath Ledger with a 15-dollar Joker mask from Walmart

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    Let's celebrate the one night a year our white suburban neighborhood can pose as 'scary'.

    Let's celebrate the one night a year our white suburban neighborhood can pose as "scary"

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    May your dead loved ones come back as amicable spirits rather than flesh-eating zombies.

    May your dead loved ones come back as amicable spirits rather than flesh-eating zombies.

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    Be sure to hang onto your hobo costume after Halloween in case the financial bailout doesn't work.

    Be sure to hang onto your hobo costume after Halloween in case the financial bailout doesn't work

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    Sorry your Halloween costume is going to be much more cumbersome and uncomfortable than you expected.

    Sorry your Halloween costume is going to be much more cumbersome and uncomfortable than you expected

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    I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut.

    I can't decide this Halloween whether to go as a slutty witch, a slutty nurse, a slutty schoolgirl, or just a total slut

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    If the economy doesn't improve, we may need to commit real crimes this Mischief Night.

    If the economy doesn't improve, we may need to commit real crimes this Mischief Night

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    I'm certain your intoxication alone will sufficiently scare others.

    I'm certain your intoxication alone will sufficiently scare others

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    I hear you're going as the total dickbag who doesn't dress up.

    I hear you're going as the total dickbag who doesn't dress up

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    You seem a little too excited about dressing in drag.

    You seem a little too excited about dressing in drag

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    I'm looking for a costume that makes me look thin.

    I'm looking for a costume that makes me look thin

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    I mutilate and scorch fruit for kicks.

    I mutilate and scorch fruit for kicks

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    Your costume sounds annoyingly similar to mine.

    Your costume sounds annoyingly similar to mine

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    Wondering if you know whether we're too cool to dress up for Halloween.

    Wondering if you know whether we're too cool to dress up for Halloween

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