Dec. 6th, 2010
Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism.
Dec. 21st, 2011
Let's celebrate Hanukkah by seeing a movie about a girl who will never be buried in a Jewish cemetery.
Dec. 23rd, 2011
Sorry the story of Hanukkah seems more made up than the story of Festivus.
Oct. 28th, 2007
I cheat at dreidel.
Oct. 28th, 2007
Have a happy Hanukkah, Hannukkah, Chanukkah, or however the fuck you spell it.
Oct. 28th, 2007
I want a Christmas tree for Hanukkah.
Apr. 15th, 2007
Have a good whatever Jewish holiday it is.
Aug. 27th, 2007
I'm Jewish today.
Nov. 14th, 2007
May all your Hanukkah wishes come true even though you're half a Jew.
Oct. 25th, 2010
Shalom Christian Books And Gifts.
Nov. 24th, 2007
Gelt talks.
Nov. 24th, 2007
Have a happy Hanukkah if you can figure out when it is.
Dec. 14th, 2008
Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist.
Dec. 14th, 2008
Sorry the closest your holiday comes to a spiritual figurehead is Adam Sandler.
Dec. 14th, 2008
Let's light menorahs to commemorate an eight-day miracle and because we can barely afford our electric bill.
Dec. 14th, 2008
Happy Hanukkah to a Jew who celebrates Christmas.
Dec. 21st, 2008
Let's celebrate an eight-day miracle in one half-assed evening.
Dec. 21st, 2008
Allow me to summarize the heroic Jewish uprising against the banning of our religion by mumbling a prayer written in phonetic Hebrew.
Dec. 8th, 2009
Let's pretend we're having as much holiday fun as Christians.
Nov. 30th, 2010
I hope Hanukkah shopping on Black Friday and Cyber Monday saved you money but not enough to perpetuate a stereotype.