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  • Dec. 23rd, 2011

    Sorry the story of Hanukkah seems more made up than the story of Festivus.

    Sorry the story of Hanukkah seems more made up than the story of Festivus.

  • Dec. 21st, 2011

    Let's celebrate Hanukkah by seeing a movie about a girl who will never be buried in a Jewish cemetery.

    Let's celebrate Hanukkah by seeing a movie about a girl who will never be buried in a Jewish cemetery.

  • Dec. 6th, 2010

    Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism.

    Happy Hanukkah to someone spending eight days subtly trying to conceal their Judaism.

  • Dec. 1st, 2010

    Happy Hanukkah and World AIDS Day to a Jew who somehow has no STDs.

    Happy Hanukkah and World AIDS Day to a Jew who somehow has no STDs.

  • Nov. 30th, 2010

    Hanukkah is eight days because it takes that long for people to realize it's Hanukkah.

    Hanukkah is eight days because it takes that long for people to realize it's Hanukkah.

  • Nov. 30th, 2010

    I hope Hanukkah shopping on Black Friday and Cyber Monday saved you money but not enough to perpetuate a stereotype.

    I hope Hanukkah shopping on Black Friday and Cyber Monday saved you money but not enough to perpetuate a stereotype.

  • Oct. 25th, 2010

    Shalom Christian Books And Gifts.

    Shalom Christian Books And Gifts.

  • Dec. 11th, 2009

    On this first day of Hanukkah, I wanted you to know that I know it's the first day of Hanukkah.

    On this first day of Hanukkah, I wanted you to know that I know it's the first day of Hanukkah.

  • Dec. 8th, 2009

    Let's pretend we're having as much holiday fun as Christians.

    Let's pretend we're having as much holiday fun as Christians.

  • Dec. 21st, 2008

    Allow me to summarize the heroic Jewish uprising against the banning of our religion by mumbling a prayer written in phonetic Hebrew.

    Allow me to summarize the heroic Jewish uprising against the banning of our religion by mumbling a prayer written in phonetic Hebrew.

  • Dec. 21st, 2008

    Let's celebrate an eight-day miracle in one half-assed evening.

    Let's celebrate an eight-day miracle in one half-assed evening.

  • Dec. 14th, 2008

    Happy Hanukkah to a Jew who celebrates Christmas.

    Happy Hanukkah to a Jew who celebrates Christmas.

  • Dec. 14th, 2008

    Let's light menorahs to commemorate an eight-day miracle and because we can barely afford our electric bill.

    Let's light menorahs to commemorate an eight-day miracle and because we can barely afford our electric bill.

  • Dec. 14th, 2008

    Sorry the closest your holiday comes to a spiritual figurehead is Adam Sandler.

    Sorry the closest your holiday comes to a spiritual figurehead is Adam Sandler.

  • Dec. 14th, 2008

    Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist.

    Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist.

  • Nov. 24th, 2007

    Have a happy Hanukkah if you can figure out when it is.

    Have a happy Hanukkah if you can figure out when it is.

  • Nov. 24th, 2007

    Gelt talks.

    Gelt talks.

  • Nov. 14th, 2007

    May all your Hanukkah wishes come true even though you're half a Jew.

    May all your Hanukkah wishes come true even though you're half a Jew.

  • Oct. 28th, 2007

    I want a Christmas tree for Hanukkah.

    I want a Christmas tree for Hanukkah.

  • Oct. 28th, 2007

    Have a happy Hanukkah, Hannukkah, Chanukkah, or however the fuck you spell it.

    Have a happy Hanukkah, Hannukkah, Chanukkah, or however the fuck you spell it.

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