

I'd be more into Passover if we didn't have to eat Passover food
Your advancing senility is sure to add an exciting new dimension to the afikomen search
Passover is just like Easter but without the bunny, bonnets, colored eggs or New Testament
This is the day of Passover where I'd pretty much stab someone for a real sandwich
Sorry I said TGIF on the anniversary of your god's son's violent execution
Let's just relax tonight and watch The Passion of the Christ
There are few former carpenters I admire more than Jesus Christ and Harrison Ford