They won't be able to fit what I'm about to do to you on a conversation heart.
by eburcham | Sends 126
Thank you for validating our one-night stand by adding me on Facebook.
by decaturfist | Sends 17
I wish you were black so I wouldn't have to lie when I tell people I have a black friend.
by bstephenson | Sends 217
It stops being a "shocker" when you do it every time.
by kiki3782 | Sends 317
Happy birthday to a white person born during Black History Month
Congratulations to a Saints fan who hasn't yet died of alcohol poisoning
Happy early Valentine's Day to someone who should already be planning the greatest night of my life
Let's have a fiscally but not sexually conservative Valentine's Day
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Let's have a passionate but short-lived love affair like America is having with the Saints. http://some.ly/bT43tw
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@elle_dubya First graders love someecards!
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@lmries Not yet but maybe never
by Allison12072 | Submitted Thursday, February 4th, 2010, 3:04 PM
oh MY!
by aceule | Submitted Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010, 9:03 PM
brilliant!
by Munki | Submitted Wednesday, January 20th, 2010, 9:20 PM
lol
by philsuzzi | Submitted Friday, December 25th, 2009, 11:25 AM
yes yes it is
by canadianbacon11 | Submitted Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009, 10:22 AM
Is the subtext at the end supposed to be ironic