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Sorry neither of us will be sleeping with any of you again
Rather than get off the pot, I've decided to shit
You're cordially invited to witness a large chunk of our parents' savings disappear in a five-hour time span
Just a reminder that our wedding's coming up and you may be too fat for your suit or tux pants
Let's decide who we're inviting to our wedding and who will never speak to us again
Thanks for patiently observing us go through the motions of matrimony
Please be our guests for some state-sanctioned girl-on-girl nuptials
We've set the date for our same-sex wedding and homophobic relatives' mass stroke
I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces
Thanks for patiently observing us go through the motions of matrimony
Please be our guests for some state-sanctioned girl-on-girl nuptials
We've set the date for our same-sex wedding and homophobic relatives' mass stroke
I'm waiting to get married until my age group's first batch of divorces
You're cordially invited to witness a large chunk of our parents' savings disappear in a five-hour time span