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Let's go to a crowded bar or party to socialize exclusively with ourselves
It's been too long since we threw up on each other
I suggest we drink before we go out drinking
Just reminding you that a main conversation topic at happy hour is the shortcomings of people who skip happy hour
Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight
Rather than trying to meet women in a grown-up setting, let's get shitfaced in a dive bar and hope our dream girls stumble in
I've given very careful consideration to which of your hot Facebook friends I'd like you to bring out tonight
Invite your entire Twitter following out with us tonight and I'll make sure we get a slightly larger booth
Let's confirm that we're getting pants-shitting drunk tonight
Rather than trying to meet women in a grown-up setting, let's get shitfaced in a dive bar and hope our dream girls stumble in
I've given very careful consideration to which of your hot Facebook friends I'd like you to bring out tonight
Just reminding you that a main conversation topic at happy hour is the shortcomings of people who skip happy hour
Invite your entire Twitter following out with us tonight and I'll make sure we get a slightly larger booth