


You're invited to desperately survey the party invite list for at least one other person you know

It just won't be a party without you and many of the other people on this list

Come mingle with other people who couldn't come up with an excuse to avoid my party

Let's be very clear about who's bringing what type of alcohol
Come mingle with other people who couldn't come up with an excuse to avoid my party
It just won't be a party without you and many of the other people on this list
Let's be very clear about who's bringing what type of alcohol
You're invited to desperately survey the party invite list for at least one other person you know
Let's be very clear about who's bringing what type of alcohol
I'm having a party to minimize my chances of getting a DUI
It just won't be a party without you and many of the other people on this list
You're invited to an alcohol-free party that may or may not be completely filled with anonymously sober alcoholics
Come mingle with other people who couldn't come up with an excuse to avoid my party