[Video Card] Happy V-day to a hottie (Paulie D)
[Video Card] Happy birthday to a special lady (Mike/Snooki/Paulie D)
[Video Card] Merry Christmas (Jersey Shore cast)
I'm starting a drunken brawl with the first person today who stereotypes the Irish
Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible
Lets enjoy the first days of spring watching college basketball in a windowless bar
I'm worried your complete ignorance of college basketball gives you a decided advantage in the office pool
I'll always consider you a dear friend who tends to put out at lavish social functions
I'd like to begin the awkward climb towards our former friendship before I confessed my love for you
Happy Veterans Day from someone who can barely handle the simulated warfare of video games
This Thanksgiving, cherish the time spent with your family as a reminder of why you moved very far away from your family