Sep. 2nd, 2010
I wish there was a holiday for people who don't do shit all day.
Aug. 27th, 2009
Take comfort this Labor Day in knowing the pressure to have fun this summer is finally over.
Aug. 24th, 2009
Labor Day is a fitting tribute to the contributions of American workers in industries other than those that recently destroyed America.
Aug. 20th, 2009
Let's do as little as humanly possible until Labor Day so we'll have the energy to do slightly more than that afterwards.
Aug. 26th, 2008
Here's to hopefully still having jobs when we return from Labor Day weekend.
Aug. 19th, 2008
Labor Day begins my slow transition from ogling women outside to ogling women online.
Aug. 19th, 2008
Thanks to the catastrophic greenhouse effect, Labor Day no longer signifies the end of summer.
Aug. 19th, 2008
FYI, Labor Day is generally the termination date for all my air conditioning-based sexual relationships.
Aug. 19th, 2008
Labor Day is a great opportunity to reflect on what you failed to accomplish this summer.
Aug. 19th, 2008
Remember to let yourself relax this Labor Day before letting yourself go this winter.
Aug. 19th, 2008
Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year.