Take comfort this Labor Day in knowing the pressure to have fun this summer is finally over
Here's to hopefully still having jobs when we return from Labor Day weekend
Labor Day begins my slow transition from ogling women outside to ogling women online
Thanks to the catastrophic greenhouse effect, Labor Day no longer signifies the end of summer
Labor Day is a great opportunity to reflect on what you failed to accomplish this summer
Remember to let yourself relax this Labor Day before letting yourself go this winter
Happy Labor Day to someone who barely labored this year
Labor Day is a fitting tribute to the contributions of American workers in industries other than those that recently destroyed America
Let's do as little as humanly possible until Labor Day so we'll have the energy to do slightly more than that afterwards
Here's to hopefully still having jobs when we return from Labor Day weekend
Labor Day begins my slow transition from ogling women outside to ogling women online