• Feb. 22nd, 2012

    Your Facebook friends are praying for you to give up Facebook for Lent.

    Your Facebook friends are praying for you to give up Facebook for Lent.

  • Feb. 21st, 2012

    This Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up.

    This Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up.

  • Feb. 21st, 2012

    Please give up Jeremy Lin puns for Lent.

    Please give up Jeremy Lin puns for Lent.

  • Mar. 11th, 2011

    Just wanted to remind you I didn't give up sex for Lent.

    Just wanted to remind you I didn't give up sex for Lent.

  • Mar. 8th, 2011

    I wish my coworkers would give up talking to me for Lent.

    I wish my coworkers would give up talking to me for Lent.

  • Mar. 7th, 2011

    I'm giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick's Day.

    I'm giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick's Day.

  • Mar. 3rd, 2011

    For Lent I'm giving up men who believe in Lent.

    For Lent I'm giving up men who believe in Lent.

  • Feb. 22nd, 2010

    For Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up for Lent.

    For Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up for Lent.

  • Mar. 7th, 2011

    Let's hope this Lent we're able to give up freezing our asses off for 40 days.

    Let's hope this Lent we're able to give up freezing our asses off for 40 days.

  • Mar. 3rd, 2011

    I'm going to give up TV for Lent except for all the programming I recorded before Lent.

    I'm going to give up TV for Lent except for all the programming I recorded before Lent.

  • Mar. 1st, 2011

    I'm giving up Charlie Sheen for Lent.

    I'm giving up Charlie Sheen for Lent.

  • Mar. 10th, 2009

    My employer is giving up paying me for Lent.

    My employer is giving up paying me for Lent.

  • Mar. 3rd, 2009

    If you give up gossip for Lent, I'm going to spend 40 straight days talking shit about you.

    If you give up gossip for Lent, I'm going to spend 40 straight days talking shit about you.

  • Feb. 24th, 2009

    To demonstrate my unwavering commitment to Christ, this year for lent I'm giving up JDate.

    To demonstrate my unwavering commitment to Christ, this year for lent I'm giving up JDate.

  • Feb. 24th, 2009

    Though neither of us has entered a church in years, I propose we leave work to spend six minutes getting ashes on our foreheads and 2 1/2 hours eating lunch.

    Though neither of us has entered a church in years, I propose we leave work to spend six minutes getting ashes on our foreheads and 2 1/2 hours eating lunch.

  • Feb. 24th, 2009

    Let's give up our worst vices with the understanding that in about a month we'll indulge them with twice the fervor.

    Let's give up our worst vices with the understanding that in about a month we'll indulge them with twice the fervor.

  • Feb. 24th, 2009

    I hope your Ash Wednesday isn't ruined by being reminded you're going to die.

    I hope your Ash Wednesday isn't ruined by being reminded you're going to die.

  • Feb. 23rd, 2009

    This Lent, I'm giving up fantasizing about all the things I was going to buy with the Christmas bonus I never got.

    This Lent, I'm giving up fantasizing about all the things I was going to buy with the Christmas bonus I never got.

  • Feb. 23rd, 2009

    I'm giving up Internet porn for Lent so I'll be needing a lot more actual sex.

    I'm giving up Internet porn for Lent so I'll be needing a lot more actual sex.

  • Feb. 20th, 2009

    This year for Lent I'm giving up.

    This year for Lent I'm giving up.

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