Feb. 22nd, 2012
Your Facebook friends are praying for you to give up Facebook for Lent.
Feb. 21st, 2012
This Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up.
Feb. 21st, 2012
Please give up Jeremy Lin puns for Lent.
Mar. 11th, 2011
Just wanted to remind you I didn't give up sex for Lent.
Mar. 8th, 2011
I wish my coworkers would give up talking to me for Lent.
Mar. 7th, 2011
I'm giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick's Day.
Mar. 3rd, 2011
For Lent I'm giving up men who believe in Lent.
Feb. 22nd, 2010
For Lent, I'm giving up making jokes about what I'm giving up for Lent.
Mar. 7th, 2011
Let's hope this Lent we're able to give up freezing our asses off for 40 days.
Mar. 3rd, 2011
I'm going to give up TV for Lent except for all the programming I recorded before Lent.
Mar. 1st, 2011
I'm giving up Charlie Sheen for Lent.
Mar. 10th, 2009
My employer is giving up paying me for Lent.
Mar. 3rd, 2009
If you give up gossip for Lent, I'm going to spend 40 straight days talking shit about you.
Feb. 24th, 2009
To demonstrate my unwavering commitment to Christ, this year for lent I'm giving up JDate.
Feb. 24th, 2009
Though neither of us has entered a church in years, I propose we leave work to spend six minutes getting ashes on our foreheads and 2 1/2 hours eating lunch.
Feb. 24th, 2009
Let's give up our worst vices with the understanding that in about a month we'll indulge them with twice the fervor.
Feb. 24th, 2009
I hope your Ash Wednesday isn't ruined by being reminded you're going to die.
Feb. 23rd, 2009
This Lent, I'm giving up fantasizing about all the things I was going to buy with the Christmas bonus I never got.
Feb. 23rd, 2009
I'm giving up Internet porn for Lent so I'll be needing a lot more actual sex.
Feb. 20th, 2009
This year for Lent I'm giving up.