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    Though neither of us has entered a church in years, I propose we leave work to spend six minutes getting ashes on our foreheads and 2 1/2 hours eating lunch

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    Let's give up our worst vices with the understanding that in about a month we'll indulge them with twice the fervor

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    I hope your Ash Wednesday isn't ruined by being reminded you're going to die

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    This Lent, I'm giving up fantasizing about all the things I was going to buy with the Christmas bonus I never got

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    I'm giving up Internet porn for Lent so I'll be needing a lot more actual sex

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    This Ash Wednesday, best wishes on proving you love Jesus more than you love not looking ridiculous in front of your peers

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    You may as well wait 40 more days to call me because I'm giving up flaky guys for Lent

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    I'd consider following Christ if he was on Twitter

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    I hope your 40 days of shame, penitence, and self-denial are going well

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    Lent is my favorite time of year to not be Christian

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    I believe I'm getting closer to God by spending a few weeks not eating M&M's

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    Lent is when I determine which addictions I may still have some control over

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    I've begun my 40-day celebration of no longer being religious

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    Congratulations on Jesus denying Satan's request to make bread out of stone

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    I'm giving up being a self-hating Jew for Lent

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