Maybe Bachmann was just getting super-wacko religious here, and in her mind your birthday here on earth is bullshit. The day you die (on a toilet) is your real birthday because that's the day you start your life up in heaven with the Baby Jesus and all the angels who are totally not gay even though they all wear dresses and accessorize with sparkly wings (just like Marcus). We wish we could call her and sell her on this defense because she'd probably be into it. (Check out the video below.)

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