Other Celebrity Birthdays for August 12!

  • Former football player and self-shooter Plaxico Burress is 33 and being raped a little gentler in prison today since it's his birthday.
  • Actor and comedian Michael Ian Black turns 39 and is looking for his next soon-to-be-canceled TV show. (Annoy him with the birthday someecard he made).
  • Tennis great Pete Sampras is 39 and just as boring in retirement as he was when he played.
  • "Baby Got Back" rapper Sir Mix-A-Lot is 47 and celebrating his birthday by celebrating womens' asses.
  • Actor Casey Affleck turns 35 and has asked for the simple birthday gift of his older brother to quit acting.

 

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