Other Celebrity Birthdays for August 17!

  • Actor Robert De Niro turns 67 but technically died after Goodfellas.
  • Porn actress Montana Fishburne turns 19 and thinks this is the day her father finally supports her career decision to have sex with strangers on camera.
  • Pulitzer-Prize winning author Jonathan Franzen turns 51 and probably thinks he's so much smarter than you.
  • Singer Belinda Carlisle turns 52 and is currently planning a reunion tour with her cocaine dealer.

 

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