Other Celebrity Birthdays for August 18!

  • Actor Robert Redford is 74 and still being masturbated to by your grandmother.
  • Rock spawn Frances Bean Cobain turns 18 and hopes this is the year mommy finally OD's.
  • SNL star Andy Samberg turns 32 and will be forced to smile as he opens 58 gift boxes with holes in them.
  • Actor and comedian Denis Leary turns 53 and will be stealing his birthday wishes from Bill Hicks.

 

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