Other Celebrity Birthdays for August 3!

  • Metallica frontman James Hetfield is 47 and is spending his birthday being pissed it's his birthday.
  • Actor Martin Sheen turns 70 and will be spending his birthday drinking, sobbing, and punching mirrors — possibly on camera.
  • Director John Landis is 60 and all he asks is that you stop quoting his movies to him for one fucking day.
  • Actor Isaiah Washington is 47 and is still hoping to land a role as a black guy who angrily insults homosexuals.
  • New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady is 33 and will be celebrating his birthday by getting to be Tom Brady another day.

 

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