Other celebrity birthdays for November 1!

  • Charlie Kaufman turns 52 and will hire a doctor to erase the memory of Synecdoche, New York from his brain.
  • Astronaut Jan Davis turns 57 and is proud to have never worn a diaper in space.
  • Friday the 13th star Betsy Palmer turns 84 and is, sadly, unlikely to outlive the Friday the 13th franchise.
  • Toni Collette of United States of Tara turns 38 and is running out of personalities to attract viewers.
  • Jenny McCarthy is 38 and unaware that scientists are working on a vaccine to prevent people from listening to Jenny McCarthy.
  • Larry Flynt turns 68 and was saddened by the recent death of Bob Guccione because it makes him the creepiest old pornographer around.
  • Def Leppard's Rick Allen turns 47 and will have more birthday sex than any other one-armed drummer in the world.