Other Celebrity Birthdays for September 9!

  • Mario Batali turns 50 and will continue to show the world the joys of eating good food, drinking great wine, and being morbidly obese.
  • Henry Thomas turns 39 and will spend his 28th straight year wishing for a sequel to E.T.
  • Michelle Williams turns 30 and can't believe Someecards isn't making a horribly tasteless Heath Ledger joke about it.
  • Joe Theismann turns 61 and is still the reason mothers won't let their kids play football.
  • Singer Divine Brown turns 36 and hopes everyone knows she's not the prostitute who blew Hugh Grant, who turns 50 today and would take a blow job from either of the Divine Browns.