Santa's got his DNA test ready. (Via)
Christmas has come to Facebook, which means your feed is already overrun with annoying Christians losing their minds about having to say "Happy Holidays," annoying atheists reminding everyone that Christmas began as a pagan holiday, and about 10,000 photos of woefully misshapen gingerbread men. The posts gathered here celebrate just how joyously wrong a Facebook yuletide status can be.
Yay! Let's go have really depressing boners! (Via)
Ever hear of a puppy born of a virgin birth? Babies are better gifts! (Via)
These two will continue like this through New Year's. (Via)
A Facebook status came true. Christmas miracle! (Via)