Holy sadness, Batman! It's the Batman sleeved throw blanket, for men who want to get comfy without worrying about ever having to touch a human woman again. The perfect print snuggie for when your entire life is a never-ending dark night of loneliness. Though your parents may not have been murdered when you were a child, if they ever see you in this blanket, they'll wish they had been.

A comfort clothing option even more ridiculous than your Snuggie. >>


[ Via 7 Gadgets, BuzzFeed]