Most people would rather pretend Yahoo! Answers doesn't even exist. They don't want to think about that rocky terrain of the Internet where thousands of lost souls wander in the darkness of ignorance, craving the light of truth, wondering why no one will answer their queries, "is water a liquid or a sold?" and "is my sister a jerk?" No longer content to turn our backs on the bewildered, the clueless, the downright stumped, today we launch a new recurring feature, Someecards Response To A Yahoo Question. For our first installment we address the holiday of Cinco de Mayo, because blueberry margaritas go down that much sweeter when you can taste them with a sense of history.

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