If children are our future, our future just made us crap our pants. We're no experts on this, but we're pretty sure every single problem with the American education system was somehow caused by this ad. Maybe the people who made this unholy thing should have spent less time worrying about whether the kid's eyes matched the text background and more time worrying about whether those eyes emanated pure, concentrated evil. We'd tell them that ourselves, but they're probably dead.
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