Are you a comically cliche hipster douchebag trust-fund baby with no humility whatsoever? Have we got the shoes for you! The Bed Stuy Gulf Coast Cleanup Collection tells the world, "I just returned from scrubbing pelicans with Dawn and I'm so loaded, I did it in my finest leather boat shoes," so you don't have to. One hundred percent of profits go to the National Wildlife Federation, which may actually not want them after seeing these shoes. Perfect for BP execs! (Via Esquire)



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