Did you really think you would never see a clothing choice that would prove even more ridiculous and embarrassing than the Snuggie? Well, friend, meet the "pants optional" Thuggie. It's a giant blanket-like hoodie for people who like to walk around in public looking like lanky infants. It's hard to tell when looking at the company's website if they're serious when they describe this as "never wrong for any occasion." If the occasion calls for a "whimsically dressed shoplifter" this might be appropriate, but that's about it.