It makes sense that a tradition brought over from a nation of criminals would be revived by the state that's home to 93% of all Cops episodes. Obviously the economy is in trouble, but that's no reason to take it out on our smallest citizens. Just because dwarfs aren't the size of real human beings doesn't mean they don't deserve to be treated like one. So keep your leathery, eccentric hands off of them, Floridians. Or at least Peter Dinklage — we're pretty emotionally invested in Season 2 of Game of Thrones.