If you'd like the sense of accomplishment that comes with finishing a charity 5K, but prefer not to do any of the actual accomplishing, you're in luck: Ebay seller kreul5k will do it for you. As long as you're the top bidder (and are willing to cover his travel expenses), he will enter and run "for any charity, anywhere in the continental U.S." under your identity. He says it will "help build your online profile," but we're pretty sure it will do more to build a festering pile of lies inside your soul. (Via Reddit)

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