Would you like some racial slurs with that fudgesicle? When a midtown Manhattan ice cream vendor noticed another ice cream truck in his spot, he did what any self-respecting children's hero would: He violently shook the vehicle and called his competitor names that would terrify anyone under the age of 12. Oh, and then they beat the shit out of each other. Hit the 2-minute mark to see your happy childhood memories destroyed. (Via HuffPo)



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